shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

genocidercyo:

clockey:

you’re the window to my wall

you’re the sweat that drips down my balls

lulz-time:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence

freeshawarmas:

jehovas-witness:

internetexplorers:

cheese3d:

nothings worse than soft grapes

soft apples

soft dicks

☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽

bedquest:

dear fucking tumblr

this is a fucking bumblebee

this is a fucking bee

this is a fucking hornet

this is a fucking wasp

as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are

analmermaidprincess:

analmermaidprincess:

What a beautiful afternoon to sit in my yard and drink a milkshake

The boys…

They have arrived….

gooutfighting:

This post is not mine and I’m not here to take any credit for it. This post was made by one of my best friends jess or you may know her as pizza. This post completely changed my whole view on suicide and also brought a tear to my eye. I think everyone should be able to…

I’M HONESTLY LAUGHING SO HARD RIGHT NOW

OMFG

sourwolf:

it’s ironic that tumblr loves a film about how exciting and amazing it is to be outside

#well she didn’t have wifi so outside was the next best thing